NoOb world, part 1
by: Bill Xiong, aka. "NoOb123."

You were born into this strange world at a crucial time of history. The turn of events also made you a very important person. Whether it be important to history, important to family, important to the future of the world, or important to none other than yourself, that no one knew. You are, however, guaranteed to be important, and that should be enough for you to rejoice over.

You were born at 12:01am on December 32nd, 1040FE, in the town of Zhuhai, which no one remembers, for a reason that you can’t remember yourself. From the first moment that your cognitive abilities were fully functional, you’ve noticed the weird things of the world. As you grew older, you started to ask awkward questions about the world. Your parents tried to prevent you from doing this, of course, but no one listened. You simply ignored them, and went on your merry way.

Finally, after many visits to the councillor’s office, the nurse, the doctor, the psychiatrist, and even the police, the dreadful truth spat itself out.

Congratulations! You were the first to see the light.

You have just asked the forbidden question, and by doing so, you have broken every law there is to be broken.

Congratulations!

You’ve just asked: “What’s happening to this world?”

Everywhere in the world, people are becoming noobier and noobier. People can’t turn off a light, athletes can’t jump more than a centimetre high, and authors can’t write with proper words or grammar. The smartest people because dumb, the dumber people became dumber… no one seemed to be able to remember anything.

No one knew what had happened.

Within 9 days, no one even remembered the world before.

Until you came into this world.

See how important you are?