NoOb world, part 14
by: Bill Xiong, aka. "NoOb123."

“So, what shall it be?” asked the dumb evil genius, “heads, you live, tails, you die. Okay?

“Sure!” you say, almost happily, “Can I flip the coin?”

“This if probably a plot to foil me, so, NO!” said the geniusly dumb evil.

“Yes!” you argue back.

“No!”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“Yes!”

“No!”

“No!”

“Maybe!”

“I’ll flip the coin, thanks,” you say, promptly snatching the coin from the evil genius’ hand, and flipping it high into the air…

“NO! That was my special edition 2006 Canadian penny!” yelled the dumb evil genius.

…and you promptly catch the coin in your mouth and swallow it.

“I win!” you yell.

But nothing happened.

“You… you destroyed my Canadian penny!” cried the evilly dumb genius, “this coin shall now decide your fate!”

He held out a Canadian quarter the size of a shopping cart.

“I’ll win!” yelled he, “You’ll see…”

He tossed the coin upwards with all his might.

It only went up 2½ centimetres.

Then it dropped to the ground and promptly cracked open.

“You’ve managed to flip the coin that decided my fate,” you inform the evil genius, “but it came up both heads and tails.”

“I’ll kill you anyway then,” said he, as promptly turned into a wolf. “So I win!”

No one remembered what happened next.